Jon Hamm (January 22, 2009, Los Angeles, California)
I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO!
Reblogged from Shits 'N' Giggles.
Crazy4Cult
again, more crazy4cult images i haven’t seen, I can’t believe I haven’t actually looked through all of these yet.
Crazy4Cult
Fight Club, haven’t seen this one yet, so fantastic.
Crazy4Cult
Patton Oswalt deserves your attention.
SEDARATIVES
A MONTHLY ADVICE COLUMN THIS MONTH: GUEST COLUMNIST PATTON OSWALT
Dear Sedaratives,
How does one make a Spanish tortilla? I keep trying, and somehow end up with scrambled eggs and home fries. Help!
Rick
Dear Rick,
If you focus on your destination, then the journey will betray you. Many a traveler has set off for El Dorado and wound up at a discount hotel. Do not start with ground corn, water and spices. Depart them, wordlessly, and make the tortilla seek you out. There will break a dawn when you will find yourself on a street in Venice. A radio will play a song you’d forgotten you’d remembered. Turn around twice. Embrace your fear. That’s when the tortilla will hand you an umbrella.
Patton
Louis CK deserves your attention.
SEDARATIVES
A MONTHLY ADVICE COLUMN THIS MONTH: GUEST COLUMNIST LOUIS C. K.
(The editors and Mr. C. K. would like to apologize in advance for his overt and unnecessary hostility. Mr. C. K. was, by his own admission, “having a bad day.”)
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Dear Sedaratives:
Is secondhand smoke really as bad as everyone says it is?
Rebekkeh T.
San Francisco, Calif.
Dear Rebekkeh:
Very good question. Let me give you some statistics.
- Your name is stupid.
- Nobody cares what you think.
- I hate you.
- I have a pretty nice penis. It’s not huge, but it’s well sized and it’s nice. This isn’t directed at you. It’s directed at any attractive woman reading this magazine who might run into me later in her life. I’d rather advertise my penis than answer your stupid question. Idiot.
Louis
